The One And Only

thewomanwhoconsults:

mark-pellegrino-is-my-king:

fwips:

buttbenders:

batcows:

asherlockian:

purplecowbepurple:

shermano:

Fangirling? Excuse me but I am more mature than that.

I fanwoman, thank you very much.

Fanwoman? I fanlady, peasant.

Fanlady? I fanqueen, peasant.

Fanqueen? I fangoddess, mortal.

Fangoddess? I fanbeyonce, bye. 

Fanbeyonce? I FanDARK LORD SATAN RULER OF HELL IMMORTAL LEADER OF THE ARMY OF LUCIFER 

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Exhibit A: The typical progression of a post on tumblr

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nicoisbroken:

This was my school’s yearbook last year. 

Pubic safety is important, too.

nicoisbroken:

This was my school’s yearbook last year. 

Pubic safety is important, too.

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doitsusleftnut:

navigatorin:

gabrielsaunteredvaguelydownwards:

meanwhile in england

  • i am in a dress
  • everybody you talk to opens conversation with ‘FUCK it’s hot’
  • there are three hour long traffic jams for the beach
  • everybody not at the beach is at home wailing that it’s too damn hot
  • the shops have sold out of hair removal cream

it is 28°C how do you people do this ‘heat’ thing

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americans laughing in the distance

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herlittlemonster:

On Tumblr, there are no coincidences. 

What if there’s just some guy somewhere with a huge control panel who just does this for a living

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brendonurieshat:

iamthejarvis:

gabrielsaunteredvaguelydownwards:

ltsnoisyupthere:

cuddlingcumberbatch:

cannibalisticbumblebees:

BRITISH PEOPLE CALL USB DRIVES MEMORY STICKS?
OH MY GOD.
YOU GUYS ARE THE BEST.

I THOUGHT EVERYONE DID????

In canada we call them memory sticks

Why would you call them USB drives?

Wait, do other countries not call them that?!

We call them USB drive because we put them in the

USB port

we call the memory sticks because we put the in

the memory stick holder-place.

well if that doesn’t make sense I don’t know what does

(Source: st-stuttersomethingprofound, via legless-leg0las)

republiccityobsessed:

nightingales:

If I was a student at Hogwarts I’d use Howlers to send nice messages to people.

So you’d be sitting there in the Great Hall eating breakfast when an owl drops a Howler in front of you. You, and everyone else on your table, just stares at it as it trembles, explodes open, shrieks I WANT TO TOUCH YOUR SWEET BUTT and then dissolves into flames.

IM SO DONE

I’M NOT THAT IS BRILLIANT

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dietchola:

phoenix-falls:

dietchola:

if i had a dollar every time one of my relatives asked me if i had a boyfriend i would be crying in a pile of money

me too and they know I’m a lesbian 

oh my god

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First and last lines of the trio.

I’M GONNA MISS YOU TOO

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