I'm an actor, author, artist, and overall pretty cool person.
I am a Ravinpuff, the rare combination of Ravenclaw, Slytherin, and Hufllepuff, but not Gryffindor because I'm afraid of basically everything.
I have an obsessive need to record every moment of my life because I'm scared of dying.
I'm really into older movies, black and white shows, and especially the stars of that 1930s- 1950s age.
I just want to be famous. Is that too much to ask? I don't think it is.;)
Fangirling? Excuse me but I am more mature than that.
I fanwoman, thank you very much.
Fanwoman? I fanlady, peasant.
Fanlady? I fanqueen, peasant.
Fanqueen? I fangoddess, mortal.
Fangoddess? I fanbeyonce, bye.
Fanbeyonce? I FanDARK LORD SATAN RULER OF HELL IMMORTAL LEADER OF THE ARMY OF LUCIFER
Exhibit A: The typical progression of a post on tumblr
meanwhile in england
- i am in a dress
- everybody you talk to opens conversation with ‘FUCK it’s hot’
- there are three hour long traffic jams for the beach
- everybody not at the beach is at home wailing that it’s too damn hot
- the shops have sold out of hair removal cream
it is 28°C how do you people do this ‘heat’ thing
americans laughing in the distance
BRITISH PEOPLE CALL USB DRIVES MEMORY STICKS?
OH MY GOD.
YOU GUYS ARE THE BEST.
I THOUGHT EVERYONE DID????
In canada we call them memory sticks
Why would you call them USB drives?
Wait, do other countries not call them that?!
We call them USB drive because we put them in the
we call the memory sticks because we put the in
the memory stick holder-place.
well if that doesn’t make sense I don’t know what does
If I was a student at Hogwarts I’d use Howlers to send nice messages to people.
So you’d be sitting there in the Great Hall eating breakfast when an owl drops a Howler in front of you. You, and everyone else on your table, just stares at it as it trembles, explodes open, shrieks I WANT TO TOUCH YOUR SWEET BUTT and then dissolves into flames.
IM SO DONE
I’M NOT THAT IS BRILLIANT